Round 2 America! Land of the pissed home of the bladdered!

Round 2 America! Land of the pissed home of the bladdered!

Let’s do this America!! #BlueMoon

Let’s do this America!! #BlueMoon

Meat, nuts and coffee! The best way to start the day, am I right ladies?

Meat, nuts and coffee! The best way to start the day, am I right ladies?

My favourite coffee in my favourite mug! Because I’m a pretty God damn princess!!

My favourite coffee in my favourite mug! Because I’m a pretty God damn princess!!

Lunch MoFo’s!!

Lunch MoFo’s!!

You’re damn right I am!

You’re damn right I am!

My breakfast game is strong this morning!

My breakfast game is strong this morning!

Some more excellent dating advice for my daughter, and also a reminder to my son never to touch a woman unless she wants him to.

Some more excellent dating advice for my daughter, and also a reminder to my son never to touch a woman unless she wants him to.

(via cruelladevaudeville)

Snack time!

Snack time!

That’s not your bed Bonzo! #boxer #dog

That’s not your bed Bonzo! #boxer #dog